Aparently my earbuds are laced with Boyscouts.

Entering the CTA bus tracker into your phone as God isn’t really as unnecessary as you think.

moniquill:

NO PETTING, ONLY MURDER

eatpizzas:

why are 13 year olds these days constantly drinking, smoking weed and having sex?? when i was 13 i had a stable job, a loving wife, 3 good kids, and some savings put away for my retirement. i worry about the younger generation sometimes smh

  • friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
  • me: can i have some

likeevers:

i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent

youbetter-runlike-thedevil:

beatspm:


This was taken in Australia. Three separate things happening at once: On the left, fireworks exploded as part of Australia Day celebrations. In the middle, it’s Comet McNaught. Then on the right, there’s lightning from a thunderstorm far away.

i dont care if this has nothing to do with the blog its just sick

on ya ‘straya

I asked my italian grandmother if the rough parts of Italy were called the spaghetto and she looked at me with so much shame.