Entering the CTA bus tracker into your phone as God isn’t really as unnecessary as you think.




why are 13 year olds these days constantly drinking, smoking weed and having sex?? when i was 13 i had a stable job, a loving wife, 3 good kids, and some savings put away for my retirement. i worry about the younger generation sometimes smh

  • friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
  • me: can i have some


i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent



This was taken in Australia. Three separate things happening at once: On the left, fireworks exploded as part of Australia Day celebrations. In the middle, it’s Comet McNaught. Then on the right, there’s lightning from a thunderstorm far away.

i dont care if this has nothing to do with the blog its just sick

on ya ‘straya

I asked my italian grandmother if the rough parts of Italy were called the spaghetto and she looked at me with so much shame.


My sister told me to go check the bathroom drawer. She was so proud of herself.